Crunchy Butter Bar

Crunchy Butter Bar

 (Rated 4.8/5 652 Reviews)
$19.99
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The Crunch Is Actually Insane 🧈

It looks like butter. It feels ridiculously squishy. And every squeeze makes the most satisfying crunchy sound.

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Crunchy Butter Bar

Crunchy Butter Bar

$19.99
$19.99 $39.99
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    That Crunchy Feeling

    Every squeeze gives you a crisp, crackly sound with a ridiculously satisfying texture.

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    Squishy & Weirdly Addictive

    Crush it. Fold it. Flatten it. Then immediately do it again.

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    The Squishy Everyone Wants a Turn With

    Keep it on your desk, throw it in your backpack or leave it beside your bed. Just do not expect anyone else to give it back.

    It’s Literally a Stick of Butter..

    A soft, crunchy, completely unnecessary stick of fake butter that you can squeeze whenever you feel like it.

    And yes, people will ask why you own it.

    Then they will pick it up.

    Then they will refuse to give it back.

    Warning: Everyone Will Touch It

    Leave it on your desk and watch what happens.

    Someone will notice it.

    Someone will ask whether it is real.

    Someone will squeeze it.

    And then suddenly your Butter Bar has been passed around the entire room.

    Consider buying an extra one unless you enjoy arguing over fake dairy products.

    Squeeze It. Love It. Or Send It Back.

    Butter Bar is protected by our 60-Day Squish Guarantee.

    Crunch it. Crush it. Keep it on your desk. Throw it in your backpack. Pass it around until everyone asks where you got it.

    Not completely obsessed? Contact us within 60 days and we will make it right.